REBEL, by Kaylie Noelle

Just released my VERY first concept album on Bandcamp! Check it out :)

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

(via tomfuckinmison)

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Jason Derulo

Jason Derulo (via Jason Derulo)

(Source: gamsee, via tomfuckinmison)

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Ok so why the fuck…..

Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via volumesofsilence)

(via hotfuture24)

abrotion:

"Cara DeLevingne and Michelle Rodriguez announced they are dating."

My dad ran into an old friend of his today, and they were catching up...

  • Friend: "So how's your daughter doing?"
  • Dad: "Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."
  • Friend: "What's she studying?"
  • Dad: "Political Science."
  • Friend: "And does she have a boyfriend?"
  • Dad: "Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."
  • Friend: "You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"
  • Dad: "No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."
  • Best dad ever

misanthrobot:

have just been informed that “seahawks will win but the broncos will catch the snitch” is not a valid bet for the superbowl because apparently football “doesn’t work like that”. whatever.

(via peacocksandbouffants)

molleficent:

quick fixes for a shitty day
- brush your teeth
- exfoliate
- sort out your eyebrows
- do your laundry
- change your sheets
- hug a fluffy thing
- eat a snack
- reach out to someone even if it’s just a text
- get naked and dance a lil

(Source: mollywaddle, via latterdayskank)